This is where the stream of subconsciousness that is tumblr possesses my body and exits through my dirty, unwashed hands. Then it reenters the internet and goes back into your eyeballs. So basically I'm touching your eyeballs with my grubby fingers. Gross!
If this were a film, which it's not, and I were an experimental filmmaker, which I'm not really, then this would be the one made completely out of my own bodily fluids and dog feces etched painstakingly onto film. Enjoy!
Weelll, I do make a lot of weird faces and dance ridiculously (i.e. strangely and embarrassingly) from time to time. I actually match up pretty well with most of the things on the list, but I also do a lot of the things that you crossed out. My lips get dry, sos I gots to lick ‘em. I also chew on my upper lip if I’m thinking and/or stressing, which I would imagine makes me look kind of puggish/bulldogish. My singing skills are shitty, and my funniness is debatable. But if you’re cool with it, then I’m cool with it. ;)
PLEASE WATCH THIS AND SHARE IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY. Do you know all those ads on TV telling you the Gulf Coast is safe? Do you know those BP commercials telling you they care about their employees, that they’ve cleaned up the spill? Well, here’s a video of a woman who was a one of the thousands of clean-up crew members…
In this video, you can see the rapid degeneration of her body. She’s lost feeling in her right arm, and severe neurological/nerve damage is starting to cause uncontrollable facial twitching. Her fellow clean-up crew friends are dying. This is heartbreaking and will make you sick to your stomach, but we all need to demand the media and government and BP acknowledge the true horror of this situation. This is your opportunity to use the Internet (and Tumblr) to impact the world. Look at the Middle-East, and think how much more powerful we as Internet-users are in America because of our guaranteed access to these digital tools.
If EVERY person on Tumblr who saw this (yes, you) reblogged and posted it on facebook, it will become a huge, national news story. The mainstream media will have no choice but to make it one. PLEASE. This is not about getting reblogs or followers or hits, this is about our country, our world, and our race. This is a mother who tried to service our entire country by agreeing to clean-up OUR Gulf Coast, and she is now fighting for her life as a result. If you don’t give a shit about this, you don’t deserve to live in this country, nor call yourself a human.
(Please visit the Climate Change Relocation Center website for more TRUTHFUL information about the continuing damage being done by the oil spill and for information about evacuating if you are being exposed to these toxic chemicals.)